@Se7en_speed: Do not pass Go, do not collect 4.1 million dollars!

@Ash (Not From Pallet Town): Seconded.

@Chaos the Third: Well, there was no stumbling. There was more of a "being drawn a couple thousand miles by a powerful weapon that has chosen him as the best candidate out of a planet of 6.8 Billion people to wield it. ...And has to save the world." As for having heard it before, Green Lantern predates any other…

@Seamus McClernan: He was imagining a STAY-PUFT fist.

@Daemonicus: If this were another Superman movie, I could get behind you on this. But try this: go to the mall. Go up to, say, 25 random people and ask them how Green Lantern became a superhero. If more than 3 even know who you're talking about, I will buy you a pizza.

@FlirtySanchez: Kyle Rayner is the mopey shithead one. Hal Jordan is the cocky ladies man. Guy Gardener is the one who THINKS he's a cocky ladies man.

So, now the networks are taking it upon themselves to define what constitutes a computer for the rest of us? Man, screw those guys.

@jedibugs: ...in a retirement home.

Zombie Jesus fighting a ninja-breathing dragon.

Mel Gibson.

An elephant skipping rope while wearing the stretched-out skin of Lindsey Lohan as a summer dress.

Lumberjack chopping down a forest made of the legs of a fleet of giant Daddy-long-legs spiders.

A little zombie girl on a playground, swinging on a swing made by throwing an octopus over the swing bar, its suckered tentacles being used in place of the chain.

A sword-weilding Baboon with a cowboy for a steed, locked in battle with a giant ant.

What self-respecting time traveler WOULDN'T go to a Chaplin premiere??

@dominator60: "Oh, Apple, when will you learn that people won't buy stuff without user replaceable parts? Remember the debacle over that phone you made without a user-replaceable battery? What a flop that was!"

The prequels were made for children?! Who decided this? People who read their kids stories about trade embargoes and emergency senate appointments?

I vote that another reboot happens, for the first time hitting in the detective aspect of the character, which has been so sorely missing from the Burton through Nolan interpretations.

@taoprophet420: Absolutely not true. The first feature shot entirely with a digital camera was "Vidocq" and the first feature shot with all digital scenery was "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow," both of which predate Sin City. Plus what Jesus said.

@Billiam_Bisquits: It's not a Thursday tomorrow, so no worries.