jedi4life
jedi4life
jedi4life

So you want to do what they say can’t be done?

“Better Athletics. Better University.”

There is only one man qualified to answer this question, and he happens to work at your office.

Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

I learned in grad school that men’s lab coats are better. They are easier to move in and they have slits in the sides so you can access pants pockets. It has been more than 20 years since I wore a women’s lab coat.

“Diagnosis: Stylish” did make me laugh out loud, so I guess I am part of the problem.

I wonder if you stop on the track, will you fall off from gravity?

James O’Brien is a CG artist from Ireland. You like cars? Because O’Brien does real nice cars.

PATRICK GEORGE I demand more Kristen deadpan comedy (please). Bloody hilarious.

There’s clearly a 2nd ball thrower from behind that grassy knoll!

o shit

Wait, who threw the ball that hit him in the neck? The dog owner has both hands occupied (phone and leash).

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.

The New York legal community is in shock. Colleagues of mine who have argued before her said that she was an excellent judge.