I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

When I was a kid it was Wacky Wall Crawlers...

This is why I record myself in the office. Years and years of experience and I just keep getting better. Year 2: shut the door when you sleep. Year 4: they’re all gone by 6 that’s when it’s sAfe for the vodka. Year 12: vodka is ok really anytime as long as your on time. Year 15: board shorts and a super soaker on…

Reporter: Can you tell us how it feels to both start and finish with yourself?

Parkey: Feels? I guess a little lonely sometimes, but that is a kicker for you. These guys have groupies lined up around the block and can get into the hot clubs for free, but kickers... unless we are in a relationship we’re used to taking…

Posting about Johnny Carson at midnight on the east coast? Isn’t it past your bedtime, grandpa?

I’m with you on this. If they’re up 25 on you, you don’t get to clamor for “respect”. Don’t want them to run up the score and showboat? Don’t let them. This isn’t high school where “sportsmanship” matters because the talent gap is often huge. You’re all pros.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

Do you even Florida, brah?

But, burying one of the bricks at an off-site location is brilliant.

I....would have been extremely stupid.

Italy is Europe’s Alabama.

Yeah, poor Yankees are so victimized by the media. So little coverage and hype.

Zach Hample

Steve Carltons 1972 season cannot be overstated.