Forever too soon
Too soon.
TOO SOON.
So, enough gasoline for a trip to the Kroger and back in a Dodge Demon?
Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!
Pfft. Been done.
Sami Grisafe just might be the best quarterback in the history of women’s football. In 2000, she became the first…
For LeBron loved sports so much that he gave his one and only tweet, so that everyone who believes in basketball will not perish but have eternal NBA playoffs.
I hate having those unexpected ejectulations when reaching first base.
And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.
It’s taken a good 24 years, but Hollywood has finally accepted the magic, mystery, and glory that was the Geo Storm,…
Something along the lines of this?
That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.
Boring White People Think Their Boring Shit Is Deep: The Millionth Movie.
Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.
S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better
The name Brock Olivo sounds like one of those relationship mashups names (Bennifer, Brangelina) if Brocolli was fucking Tivo
Well, I applaud him for wanting to spend more time with the family, because you know...that’s more important.