Also, say in your sexiest Sean Connery voice, "The game is afoot."

Other fans can read his obituary during the game against the Nationals this Saturday.

It's hard to consider yourself a good coach if you're not teaching your players how to distribute the rock.

Or did she just know that DEM LEGS would get her out of any number of jams with the authorities?

I realize there are no tracks but it doesn't hurt to dream.

I think Rachel McAdams looks amazing. Futuristic goddess! She can do no wrong.

Teammate Greg Oden was also let go to avoid having a hung jury.

He can play while appealing

Rumor has it that the NCAA will look the other way in exchange for a six-figure flat fee.

Add Windows + S to screenshots. Quick access to the OneNote screen capture utility.

Eggs, Bacon, and Pancakes for dinner. If that is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Really, the IT crowd? Maybe when watching you should try turning it off.....then turning it back on again.

Big Bang Theory is exactly as dumb and insulting as you expect, with big nerdy words and comic book references substituting for jokes (because nerdy words are automatically funny, apparently)...

hey I've asked her a thousand times, it ain't for lack of trying

Later, at the Eagles practice facility: "I will apologize to every nigger here."

Hoes for Bud is a good trade, usually you need at least a little cocaine.