That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

This would be the best way to know you have a text message.

Obligatory:

Khan?

Still stuck on Earth, I predict.

Ford GT on the left and Ford GT40 on the right. In this case, size doesn't matter.

Well, this is kind of a downer. It's much, much funnier when Mark Sanchez ends up in a rears.

Hard to find anything straight in that city.

You mean like how Lifehacker has ads that look like stories?

Poor form for a cornerback.

Celebrity Groundskeeper, featuring Stuart Scott.

SAN DIMAS PIRATES BASEBALL RULES!

After party at Musberger's, probably.

Your right I'm not at the espy's! I don't have to be at a award show to know what my team did. I'm back at school

crooked vagina, anus, a row of dicks.

Parties at the Playboy Mansion aren't what they used to be.

Because its not important to his job. Its a voluntary, meaningless publicity stunt which will have zero effect on however his NCAA or NFL careers may turn out.

Imagine how much he could of saved by switching his car insurance to Geico.

Sounds like the two of you had quite the run-on.

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