no no Monroe was just thinking ahead, that’s how great a president he was

in an incident that scarred the young Roger for life, he witnessed one child’s socks were not as high up as the other children’s socks

she got the outcome she wanted. she won, but Trump did just well enough to pause the Republican defections, which leaves the GOP in a state of civil war. now the ones who wavered or already bolted face the wrath of the Trumpstaffel, and the ones who didn’t have to explain why they’re okay with a nominee who bragged…

it was a Goering mistake on his part

I imagine what’s got Kroenke all fired up for LA is that he just watched Steve Ballmer drop $2 billion to buy the Clippers. And the Clippers have to play second fiddle to one of the NBA’s flagship franchises in their own building. So just imagine how much an NFL team in LA will fetch—even a boring crappy one like the…

This’ll be Jalopnik’s favorite post!

You should see the shit we keep for ourselves.

The Browns are the same team that at employed future 30 for 30 subject Josh Gordon, of course they’re going to be antsy about their potential starting QB doing the same things. And Manziel only recently and narrowly dodged a bullet over that fight with his girlfriend. If he stays on his current path, it’s only a…

or you could go up into outer space and push the moon into the earth, thus freeing you from your annoying social obligations

Enjoy it while it lasts, he’s scheduled for a season-ending high ankle sprain sometime in the third quarter.

I mean, we would just spend it on a guard or a disappointing corner or something.

We look forward to recouping the first round pick we spent on Manziel when you trade it to us, Jerry.

“The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”

you could say it’s gotten out of control

Well, that settles it then: his toughness is elite.

SoCal-er here. The site I prefer is Inglewood, since it (so far) involves no public money, it’s almost kind of sort of closer to an impending public transit project, and doesn’t prevent a preexisting redevelopment plan like the Carson site would. I’m not sure how the Carson site is going to be funded otherwise; I was…

“You merely adopted the dark. We were born in it! Molded by it!”

And to think, Russia is still all “AAAAAAAH MOTHERLAAAAAAAND”

This isn’t a beef. This is the soy-based gluten-free magical crystal no chemicals meat substitute version of a beef.