I’m more thinking Aero The Acrobat.

Give Retro/Grade a look. It combines the rhythm genre with shmups using a very clever gimmick: you’re running time in reverse to undo all your space battles, which caused a space-time catastrophe. So you have to “catch” all your bullets and lasers.

And so far, has the university been implicated in a cover-up that goes all the way up to the athletic director? No.

Baylor has almost 60 cases of rape tied to their present, ongoing problems. This, combines with the one you link, make 2. “Baylor North” is a bit of a stretch here.

Sega seems to have forgotten Phantasy Star was a thing, sadly.

A Legacy of Kain remastered collection, to build hype for a true sequel and conclusion to the saga.

With how bad they’re taking on water, could we call them the Sub-Mariners?

Simmons sounds like the “computer expert” from the Lucky Logan trailer.

Very bigly. Such cromulent. So wow.

I have the final boss in Kingdoms Of Amalur to finish off. And I’ve been putting around with MKXL.

The headline could’ve been “Lawyers call bullshit on Baylor” and it would’ve been enough.

It’s Vampire Hunter C(astlevania). I’m good with that.

I struggle to see how a playoff system that lasts two months and consists of fourteen lambs and two lions is the best playoff system in sports.

That kind of pun makes you a (jukebox) hero.

Hey, now. That comparison to Andrew Dice Clay. That was really mean to the Diceman.

I’m sure SAS is composing a HAWT TAEK where he says he now understands what it feels like to be sexually assaulted.

Yes, but only from a selection of screen caps from Singled Out and New Year’s Rockin’ Eve appearances.

+1 Christmas card from Jenny McCarthy

Is this pancake thing real? This isn’t pizza, where there’s a tangible taste and texture difference between styles. It’s a pancake. Saying the size makes a difference is like saying a 2 liter tastes different than a 20 bottle.

Back in my youth, I found two albums particularly nice. One was “Version 2.0" by Garbage. The beats and pace synced up nicely, and the music has a generally sexy feel. The other is “Dark Side Of The Moon”. If you time it nicely, the moans and orgasmic yelling from “Great Gig In The Sky” mesh well with getting down to…