I came damned close. I love my three boys, but DAMN, seeing a third wang on an ultrasound was crushing at the time.

The Super Nintendo was in development before SF2 was, and was released in Japan a year beforehand. How does one design a controller for a game that doesn’t exist?

Marmalard’s face will be frozen like this for all eternity, as if he stared into a Medusa.

I know you think it belongs on another system’s list, but that doesn’t mean Rez isn’t one of the best games to come out on PS2 as well. Inclusion on one list does not preclude another.

How in the hell do “half-baked” and “overcooked” work together in the same sentence?

Sudden vacancy in the league ...

This is like Jim Caldwell being proud of the Lions being top 5 in retaining time-outs.

So I guess now the third time they’ve announced it, it’s REALLY official.

Just another shill, looking for validation from BIG PLUS ONE, aren’t you?

Folderol!

So the protagonists of this game are Axe-wearing, Maxim-subscribing douche-nozzles? Jesus.

Thanks for illustrating my point even better.

+1 meeting with Roger Goodell

Yes, because having a geographically incongruous fandom totally justifies attempted homicide on a 12 year old.

Says the person who painted an entire fanbase as a cesspool? Pot, meet kettle. I think you may have something in common.

When my cousin was 12, she was walking in a Columbus grocery store parking lot with her mom. She’s a UM fan, and was wearing a block-M sweatshirt. An OSU fan took exception and TRIED TO RUN HER OVER WITH HIS CAR. UM fans may be holier-than-thou douchebags who can’t take their medicine, but last I checked, they’re not…

I won’t say it’s impossible to win back the people they’ve burned, as there have been a couple games in recent memory who’ve wooed back deserters with updates and DLC.

While everyone is infected, it’s dormant until someone dies. Being bit infects the victim with active virus.

Tomorrow, Roger Goodell will announce a sweeping effort to curb the unusual epidemic of laces being in, and he’ll appoint R. Finkel to investigate.

You finally figured out the missing second step of the Underwear Gnomes get-rich plan, you magnificent bastard.