The most exciting thing about tomorrow’s Superb Owl: Avoiding Jimbo Sims & Pheeel Nantz nails-on-blackboarding my brain by watching the livestream on ESPN Deportes. GOOOOOOAAAALLLL!

I would read any book you wrote.

I could raise more money from Columbus residents to keep the Browns out of the city.

+ 1 I think I’m going to be sick

I am sure Coach Reagan was betting that insulting the best players on the team would have a trickle-down effect to motivate everyone else.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

For fuck’s sake people. I can’t even offer anything besides that because there’s no arguing with these type of people. Literally ANY study, ANY report, ANY info at all that you could try to show them to counteract what they believe and they just dismiss it as being untrue “because”.

“I like him because he’s a businessman,” said North Carolinian Linda Wilkerson. “He does what he says he’s going to do. I’ve seen him lose a ton of money and bounce back. We’re in terrible financial debt. I hope he can bail us out.”

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Right... gassing.

Try Slothopnik.

Calm down there, Satan.

With 2 weeks until the super bowl I wonder how many horrible Cam can learn a lot from Peyton about “playing the right way” stories the media will churn out.

he would have if he hadn’t bitch-whined his way out of Cincinnati

“That’s not Superman. Superman is humble. He toils anonymously at a newspaper.” -Local sports columnists across America

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Winter Storm Georgia O’Keefe