Tom Brady killed Cecil

Lost in the shuffle here, did anyone else notice that the Jags beat reporter is apparently named Tad Dickman? Has there ever been anything more perfect in world history? no, no there most certainly has not.

Your coach: Gus Bradley. As I’ve said before, you’re not getting anywhere with a dude named Gus.

Good luck hitting off Bartolo Colon; he leaves nothing on the plate.

If Chris Berman claims any ball is “going all the way to (insert suburb on the Ohio side here), it’s geographically incorrect. Just wanted to make fun of Berman before anyone else.

I'm getting pretty tired of JJ Watt's schtick.

I know right? I mean, take food for instance! So much hate for McDonalds these days, but everyone seems to love the president’s wife praising vegetables. So what’s the deal with food? Is it good? Bad? Okay?

Whiplash? Do you have so much trouble with nuance that you can’t understand why people might have a different attitude towards a religious doctrine being used to tell women to stay at home, serve their men and have as many babies as possible so that they can birth their way to a white conservative majority than toward…

You’re not really that simple, are you?

well, the quiverfull thing is white supremacist doctrine hiding behind religion’s skirts.

Either Chuck Todd and the others at Meet the Press are overt bigots ( I doubt), or subconsciously bigoted ( oh, absolutely). Days after an avowed white racist bent on a race war shoots and kills nine innocent black americans in a fucking CHURCH, how many layers of writers, producers, etc. did this piece have to go…

‘The Cavs would have *really* sucked without Lebron’ isn’t much of a case.

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

I am begging you to do a Dead Letters post with all the hatemail you get from these articles. Cardinal rage is the impotent-est rage.

I may criticize the New England Patriots as an evil organization from time to time, but at least there’s a level of competency you can respect in their evil-doing. This, though? This is Bush/Cheney klutziness to a new low.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

“It rained that night. Now God has His hold on California.”

This is such a shame because Arizona is otherwise known for its longstanding history of rational, levelheaded thinking and decision-making.

He has Mickey Mantle’s swing.....and his knees.