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Jeb! And The Holograms
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Instead of slipping into a burka-fied version of their normal gear lest they drive the helpless men in the audience into a frenzy of lust and having a heatless, meaningless match in front of a hostile crowd at a meaningless show with a largely unpaid crowd, all to appease a billionaire oil baron with a son likes

To be fair, that’s the face he makes nowadays whenever he has to stand up for longer than 3 minutes.

Making money.

Yup. You are given a list of things you’re “allowed” to ask about and you get ignored, dismissed or harassed if you veer off the list. This is an absolutely absurd thing for a journalist to voluntarily take part in and a complete waste of their time that could be better spent covering the presidency in any number of

Nah.

Also, people who watch morning TV by choice (old people and stay-at-home parents, in other words) like their morning TV hosts to seem genial and affable, not like the concept of “wanting to speak to the manager” sprouted legs.

Motherfucker looks like Radar from MASH went home and fell into his uncle’s Ponzi scheme to make money.

Because they ran a “Hiral Tipirneni” in a state and election where only a “Dave Smith” or “Linda Wilson” would have had a shot at peeling off enough old racist votes to win.

OH MY GOD

Think of all the things you could have bought by choosing to live pretty much anywhere BUT in a shoebox in an overpriced amusement park for obnoxious people.

Nah, still don’t care.

I mean, this is shady as hell, but the Democratic Party in Arizona has stated that if they lose this election by a single digit margin, they’ll call it a moral victory, it’s nearly all old racist-as-fuck white people in that district, the district went heavy for Trump and it’s Arizona. This isn’t really hanging chads

This is why I never want a salary gig. If I’m working for you, you’re paying me. “Salary” is a shiny, prestigious carrot that’s used to fuck over suckers with stars in their eyes.

Never.

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Considering that there’s never been a time when currency didn’t equal power, I don’t see any other rational choice, unless you consider fruitlessly swimming against the current to be a hobby.

The president could be in a wheelchair and on a ventilator and a White House doctor will still tell the public that, at worst, it’s just a cold and he’ll be fine. It is in no one’s best interests for the government to admit the president is a sedentary lardass with blood that it 50% chicken grease.

Raising taxes on the top 10% sounds pretty good to me, but I feel like that’s been tried before and to no avail.

It’s literally the far left version of “well, if the poor don’t want to be poor, they should just try making more money!” Instead, it’s phrased as “we should just make sure the poor have more money!”