“Sad, failing Lebron James should worry less about getting invited to the White House (a great honor!) and more about winning games! Loser!”

A rose by any other name...

The majority of Americans don’t read Gawker either. What’s your point?

The majority of Americans don’t read Gawker either. What’s yoir point?

Nah, my money is on Cory Booker.

Between this and the security detail, I’m thinking Pruitt is either flying high on the good shit 24/7 or he’s legitimately mentally unwell.

Don’t run from the cops. Thanks.

Skip is either 12, a troll or both. Dismiss without engaging.

If Your Job Sucks, Just Quit, Start a Band, Burn Your Savings Self-Financing a Few Recording Sessions, Release an Album, Sell 32 Copies, Get a Shittier Job than Before Because You Can’t Satisfactorily Explain Why You Were Voluntarily Unemployed For a Year

It also means that while Pence is a fucking idiot who wasn’t ready for this job, he knows he’s a fucking idiot who wasn’t ready for this job and is willing to at least hear from someone who has done the job and take their advice into consideration if not always into practice.

If Lebron takes these Cavs to a championship (this will not happen), he should snatch the entire box of rings at the championship ceremony as well as the trophy and take them home with him.

Well, it’s not like she doesn’t have experience with hiring hitmen...

Get ready for a tidal wave of naive college kids telling you that we can CHANGE THE WORLD and a bunch of liars telling you they’d keep $50,000/yr. for themselves and donate the rest.

Yeah, that was pretty gross, too.

He can be pardoned a thousand times. It won’t change the fact that he’s the real life Clayton Bigsby.

Yeah, not getting the love for Goodman acting like he’s a doddering 98 year old who doesn’t know what Twitter is or what’s happening in his own industry. Fuck him.

That’s supposed to be the NOOSE tightening, damn it.

She’s in New York laying low (and possibly recovering from a plastic surgery procedure). She never wanted any of this and being FLOTUS is not part of her contract with Trump. He’s in DC not caring at all that she’s in NYC because all his mental energy is going toward ragetweeting about Crooked Hillary and the moose…

And if they did that, the Secret Service would put their face through a wall.

As First Lady, the Secret Service protects her as well and that protection is not something that can be turned on or off at the president’s request because the Secret Service protect the president, but they don’t work FOR the president.