As a general rule, don’t have fabrics in your bathrooms. Towels are fine because only a crazy person would shower and then run wet and naked to the closet for one, but bathmats and area rugs and those U shaped rugs that go AROUND the toilet are fucking gross as shit and I will think less of your hygiene if you use…

To some degree, it’s going to always be where we’re at.

I might buy this if it were still 1988, but 2018 Donald Trump doesn’t have the physical ability to beat anyone. His obese doddering ass has to hold on to the podium for dear life when he has to to stand for longer than 2 minutes and he can’t descend stairs by himself.

Again, perhaps you’re just an easy grader.

“The jews and their devious jewy ways are very mysterious, indeed. That one teenager couldn’t possibly hoard all the Zionist wealth is what they WANT you to think.”

Katherine will never forgive Hillary or her family for being a better candidate than Saint Bernie.

Perhaps you’re an easy grader. I personally do not issue partial credit for telling your dog to shit on my lawn repeatedly and then cleaning it up after the pile grows 3 feet high.

Uh, that “strong ass woman” signed off on this show in the first place and was apparently fine with the “LOL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS” episode as well as all the rest of Roseanne’s racism, so...

Uh, she also signed off on shitloads of cash to let the racist make her racist show in the first place.

Living on nothing but fried chicken, McDonald’s squirrel meat burgers and soda will do that to you.

Mouthed off to a cop who was doing their duty, refused to answer any questions and resisted arrest. Seems fine to me.

Love love LOVE to watch born soft office workers bitch about actual JOBS.

No one is. They’re flipping the burgers to feed hungry people who want burgers.

*looks at number of schools in America*

I don’t disagree with any of that.

In related news, I am launching a new cyber banking security program. I will personally oversee your bank account and alert you to any suspicious activity. All I need from you is your debit card number, exp. date, security code and online banking login credentials. PM me if interested.

Money. Lots of money earned by not publicly taking any kind of real stand on anything.

Yeah, I think you can recognize one league for being the most forward-thinking league, especially in relation to their peers, while also acknowledging that there’s work still to be done.

🎶 Underneath the bridge

“Think of this moment the next time you’re being told to fall in line and vote for a corporate Democrat in the name of party unity.”