Because without an actual PLAN or at least the beginning of one, what do you have? Nothing.

“Daddy needs a new set of marble countertops.”

He’s also demonstrated a wild swing in his moods, sense of humor, etc. leaving many (me) to speculate that he actually has meds he’s supposed to be on and he isn’t fastidious about taking them regularly.

Look, Hillary beat Bernie and that means that now everything bad that ever happens is basically Hillary’s fault. It’s the one thing that brings the right and the far left together.

For now. They get to keep the crumbs for now.

And talk about how Bernie wouldn’t have died this way.

Literally all of them?

Hillary could die tomorrow and in 2024, they’d still be railing against her.

It’s not the worst idea for the GOP. Hillary’s name is a reliable tool to get Republican voters frothing with rage.

Beyonce is a cut-rate Spice Girl and the only thing worse than her are the throngs of easily suggestible idiots who think that she’s the reincarnation of Mother Theresa.

Stone may be an egomaniacal drunk prone to violent outbursts, but he’s also been clinging to the taint of Washington for so long, he probably has a kompromat file on EVERYONE in Washington.

“OK. So, let’s get started, Mr. President. Name?”

Young folks don’t vote. It’s a historically proven thing.

Until they distracted by their phones.

I should also note the inherent hilariousness of Emma stating that nothing will change the results of the 2016 election and everyone needs to move on while her colleague, Ms. Krueger, textually lights a candle for St. Bernie and relives the entire affair several times a week and every other time Hillary Clinton so…

If only a group like the DNC could hire a group of people trained in law to handle things like lawsuits and put this in their hands while ALSO focusing on November 2018.

“Because we are trapped in a hellish zone where we’re doomed to relitigate the events of 2016 for the rest of eternity...”

The problem for McConnell is that he’s too old to pull a Ryan and retire, disappear for a while and then return to run for president.

I would have been, too. I just hope I wouldn’t have been SO giddy that I failed to come up with a pitch besides “lol, look at this guy over here.”

“All I wanted was to do a big ol’ racism.”