ive wanted the same thing. The mazdaspeed engine was faster anyways and sounded a helluva lot better. 

We actually used a set of driver/copilot headsets. Best 300$ ever

Just Shoot Me had a great variation on this too. Dennis meets Mark Hamill and goes all fanboy on him, so Mark Hamill turns the tables by following Dennis around asking him stupid annoying questions. That show was hilarious. I don’t understand why it’s not streaming anywhere.

We don’t need a bluetooth-connected app to open the car. What we need is NFC-enabled tap-to-open. You’re right, when I’m coming back to the car I don’t want to have to take out my phone, open an app, press a button, and then get into the car. It would be so much easier to just hold your phone near the door handle, and…

Incorrect.  We now have the options to use our phones if we so desire.  Nobody is saying that any Lincoln has to use this feature.  And it seems that Lincoln has made it very easy to disable the phone access if it’s stolen.  

You’re cruising along happily at a good speed, taking the turn and then all of a sudden it starts getting way tighter than you anticipated. What do you do then?

This show was written for kids. John Hughes movies were written for adults. Children even young teens didn’t see and would not appreciate nuanced writing of their peers. It was humor on the most simplistic of terms. It’s basically bathroom humor without all the grossness. It’s like every joke you told in middle school…

Jesus Christ, shut up.

After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

Yes- first thought I had as well.

Their $0.59 tacos and burritos got me through college.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Her line: “No . . . I mentioned the bisque” is probably the best deployment of the phrase, though.

The people in Parks & Rec aren’t “fundamentally good,” even if that was what Mike Schur intended. Leslie in particular would be an absolute nightmare in real life. She has very little regard for other people despite constantly proclaiming otherwise.

Not a youth but unfortunately I can’t really watch it anymore. Like The Simpsons every single comedy since has ripped off their jokes and structure to the point of it basically being Gen X I Love Lucy.

I thought the accepted unit of measurement was the mouthful?

Fun fact: the band The Lovin' Spoonful was named for an old blues lyric about male ejaculate. The metric equivalent? The band 10cc. 

If Blumhouse just want to remake a bunch of ‘90s Jean Claude Van Damme action movies with Betty Gilpin in the lead role, I think I’d be down with that.

They were showing me replies that people I follow were making to people I don’t follow, i.e. They were forcing me to eavesdrop on all my friends’s conversations.