“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Um, to turn sideways a bit: WhyTheHell were we importing “commercial blood products” from Haiti? Isn’t it bad enough that the French were collecting Haitian revolution compensation payments as late as the 1960's? What were we doing? Vampiring the lifeblood from the Haitian people?

I grew up with him. When you’re a kid, you aren’t so concerned with politics and the issues of the world. You play sports, make each other laugh, get drunk, have fun. I know him as a caring and trusting person. We have been down a lot of roads together love each other like brothers.

I don’t like how the robots are getting all militant about putting things in the bagging area. Now you scan a pack of gum and put it in your pocket like a normal person and you get the DING DING please move item to the bag.

Had we had the coolness of the hot dog-laden press box, we might have gone there.

At this point I’m assuming the Patriots QB next Sunday is going to be the drummer for Spinal Tap.

What a dick. He also allegedly beat up a kid for asking about sandwiches

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

Ciabatta: for when you want to dry out your mouth AND not taste the ingredients of your sandwich!

I mean, I understand that Jerry Lawler was arrested, but why did you use a picture of Jon Voight from Anaconda?