Didn't one episode of Rocko end with Rocko saying he liked rainbows or something,and the entire town getting really mad at him for some reason?

Even I wasn't this harsh.

- SNL's writer's room.

Congratulations, Colin Jost. You are the second best Weekend Update anchor named Colin.

Oh, good, Seth Rogan is here early, so at least we'll be able to tell one person's laughter at this episode is genuine.

What would Gene Belcher say about NASCAR?

I assume you know what our two part season finale holds.

Lena Dunham? If I wanted to watch someone play the same one note character sketch after sketch on SNL I'd just watch Mike O'Brien. I'm kidding. Mike O'Brien isn't in sketch after sketch.
Liam Neeson dropped by to give a warning to Putin? What's he going to do, ensure Non-Stop gets a Russian release? Seriously though,…

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Oscar movie reviews:
GRAVITY? Not in the acting.
DALLAS BUYERS CLUB? I was rooting for AIDS.
12 YEARS A SLAVE? More like 12 hours of a single a static shot.
AMERICAN HUSTLE? Yeah, that's how I felt paying $12 paying to see this film.
CAPTAIN PHILLIPS? When Tom Hanks said he could no longer gain weight for a film, I didn't…

Saturday Night Live is back, just like my herpes.
Big Bang? This one must be a dud. Seriously, if I wanted to watch Jim Parsons play the same character and same beats over and over again I'd just tune into TBS.
Oh good, another opening musical number. If I wanted to watch a bunch of nervous, listless singing I would…

That would imply there was something of substance to critique.

That video was almost eight minutes long and made me laugh twice.

Oh good, I was worried that his Late Night show was going to be a derivative retread of his bland and unremarkable run as the straight man on Weekend Update.

I made one of these videos myself of every single Brooks Wheelen appearance on Saturday Night Live. So far it's half a second long.

Congratulations, SNL. You've managed to find the one thing more tedious than sitting through the actual Super Bowl halftime show. Seriously, a Super Bowl is exactly how much marijuana one would need to smoke in order to laugh at this.

And it still gave a better performance than Jonah Hill.

You just described Jonah Hill's range.

Jonah Hill is hosting for a third time. This time Jonah, I think everyone is going to be rooting for the whale.

Skyline Chili. One of those rare foods that looks the same going in as it does coming out.