You are streets behind, my friend.

Wait, all of Season 4? Even the superhero origin episode?

The only thing worse than the audience was the performance. I've seen better, more well behaved audiences at a NASCAR race.

Oh good, we have Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon. Just what we needed, more boring white wrappers. If I wanted to see people sing Christmas themed songs with the wrong word, I'd just got to my nephew's third grade recital.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In this case, you must be blind.

Now I know why they call it a cold open, because that was a frozen turd.
Goodman? Bad host.
All I Want For Christmas is a monologue without a musical number. NEXT!
Three Wise Men? Obviously none of them are in the writer's room. NEXT!
Kings of Leon? Sounds like it's about time for a coup d'etat. NEXT!
The Christmas Whistle…

Sims wrote a review that seems pretty agreeable to the A.V. Club posters, even those who disagreed with it. So make that two miracles that happened in December. Three if you count me getting Disqus to work. NEXT!

You mean when Arrested Development stole this line from me? TIME DOESN'T RUN LINEAR FOR ME, SETH!

You fell asleep? What a tired complaint.

Oh, The Sound of Music. That's something that was absolutely ripe for satire… in the Eisenhower administration.
Oh good, you brought back Fred Armisen. How were you able to get him? Did nothing cancel?
Dooneese? More like Booneese. NEXT!
One Direction… I hope it's away. Well we know one direction they never got: the way…