I've seen better hosts at T.G.I.Friday's!

I've seen better trailers in a tornado.

I've seen all the sketch players, and they're all awful!

Cookie Monster is perfect for SNL. He's one note and loves to chew scenery.

Mumford and Sons? I'm rooting for familicide.

Nigerian Prince? I've got a symbol for you *extends middle finger*.

The last time I saw something going downhill this fast, it was Sonny Bono.

Oh good, Michael Keaton is hosting. This will be the best episode of Saturday Night Live's 25th season. His most recent movie, Birdman, was edited so it looked like it was all one shot. The last an actor was involved with a single shot this bad was John Wilkes Booth.

"Meta"? Why are all you internet nerds constantly talking about "meta"? Is it cause you've never meta woman who wasn't instantly turned off the the odor of Doritos and Mountain Dew? NEXT!

My first question is when did Dan Aykroyd become the fat Blues Brother?

I'll say this about Stefon: We finally found someone who liked Seth Myers.

Hans and Franz is the worst thing to ever come out of Germany.

I've reviewed ALL the sketches! And I'm NOT a fan!!

Chevy Chase? SOUNDS LIKE WE NEED A RECALL.
Jon Lovitz? Not even his mother could love it.
Will Forte? Well his forte sure isn't comedy
What can I say about Chris Parnell that hasn't been said about the color beige?
Jimmy Fallon? Well, there's only one person who finds Jimmy Fallon funny, and he's stepping on his line.

I HAVE! AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN AWFUL.

Saturday Night Live is celebrating forty years on the air tonight. And like most forty year olds, it's tired, past-its-prime, and longing for glory days that never really existed.

What can you say about this episode that hasn't been said about 9/11? Since Chris Rock doesn't return to locations where something bad has happened, he will never be hosting SNL again.

I'm from 1863. Do you really think your definition of time and mine are the same? Hmmmm?

Iggy Azalea is the musical guest tonight so at worst "Pecan Pie" is going to be the third worst musical number the show has to offer.

How could the female lead of Reindeer Games and Æon Flux
subject herself to this?