Why is Andy so insistent on getting everyone to buy the Chudmobile?

OMG that key release button...holy memories. Muscle memory from any other car was turn key—>yank, and this was turn—>yank—>f-bombs—> press button—>twist wrist uncomfortably—>yank—>more f-bombs.

It was thoughtful for Buick to put ashtrays in the third seat for the kiddies.

VW = ND. Always. Fool me once, that’s all ya get. 

“Brittains answer to the Hummer EV”

I refused to look at the market and went ND. I know this is pretty much spot on, but I refuse to believe these are really worth what a cheapo commuter car is.

This particular car is advertised to have 159,000 miles, and the seller is asking $11,000 for tit.

The weirdest thing I’ve ever put in a car is me. Although my kids give me a run for my money.

Once, I tried to take my dog in my Miata. I wouldn’t have normally done this, as I tend to be a sensible person, but he had just had a tooth removed and my wife had something come up, so the Prius wasn’t available to pick him up from the vet’s office.

Why, when I can the same money on a brand new Grom?

Rather than the sadly-obnoxious two-hour video with broken and annoying audio included here, here’s a link to the 30 seconds of footage that matter:

The charges bursting in air gave proof through the eve that our bridge was not there.

Now his driveway is shipshape.

You failed in your quest to make the postal employee completely non-binary:

A lot of small town judges have orthopedic surgeon sized God complexes that lead them into stupid actions. This dollar store Josef Stalin is about to summon a storm of criticism and lawsuits that may well end in impeachment like judge in The Civil Rights Lawyer YouTube series.

That boot leather must taste mighty fine on a Monday morning.

At the risk of sounding chauvinistic, the sex of the driver may have also influenced the outcome.

El Corollamino

“I didn’t realize that I was going that fast”

I love that this exists, and that someone put a lot of time and effort in to building it.