edited: beaten to it.

If you’re familiar with RGIII’s time in DC, you’ll understand that nobody tells him how to play.

Genuinely not sure if that was a real Incognito quote.

Wow, a nuanced and well reasoned take on ESPN. Maybe they’r—

Donald Trump doesn’t care about people unless they can do something for him.

See that’s what people don’t realize. All those Muslims in New Jersey were cheering about Trump’s building becoming the biggest, most hugest. The Muslims love him. Where’s his Muslim at?

It was over 80. She was a short person in a crowd of people, making it hotter. Humidity was high. She was wearing a shirt, long sleeve coat, and a kevlar vest. She got overheated. We know this is it because SHE WALKED OUTSIDE UNDER HER OWN POWER ABOUT AN HOUR LATER.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

Oh boy the tin foil hat crowd is gonna have a feast with this one

Sometimes you need to block out the noise from teh haterz... like your barber.

Get with the times, go bluetooth. Show the courage to move past wired 3.5mm.

CM Punk:

Look in my eyes.

“You should see the other guy! What’s that? Oh, he’s totally fine.”-CM Punk

Did anyone expect him to win? He’s 37, never done MMA...I will never deny the athleticism required to be a pro wrestler, but they are closer to muscle bound gymnasts than actual fighters.

Charged with contraband for magazines and expired toothpaste?

She’s getting hormone treatment fool.

Right or wrong, prisoners are guaranteed a right to healthcare, but only the bare minimum. Cancer patients are given medicine to deal with the effects of their illness but not to try to reverse it for example. This is the standard for all US prisoners.

The length of your hair is a choice for both males and females. That choice is removed from you in prison.

Military prison doesn’t let you do whatever you want? Shocking.