One of the specific jobs tasked to the unaffiliated neurotrauma consultant is to identify those “big hits,” and take immediate action, not to make an armchair diagnosis.

The Carolina staff did too follow the protocol. Here’s a transcript of the discussion the doctors had with Cam Newton on the sideline.

Fuck that let’s do soccer rules. Targeting gets a red card and your team goes a man down. Shit would stop in a hurry.

Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Who cares? Tebow is about to make baseball great again.

Defenders of the homeland already trolling the wrong guy

There would've been like, no more internet if Cam did it right? Burnt down by all the takes?

No swiping!

Why are they sending him to the Instructional League? He already has lots of practice with cuts.

As someone who's never watched a minute of that weird-ass show, I totally endorse this hypothesis.

Dude started writing this thing, got way too involved, sold it to HBO, it became a huge deal to errbody, now he’s got no clue how to finish it up

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

So, about that... unless the laws change (which would probably be even slower) you still would be subject to current laws so no getting drunk and having it drive, nor sleeping. I consider Tesla’s current system a form of torture since you have to still pay the same amount of attention as driving, no reading sleeping,…

Hi, I’d like to create a joke that this Bruce Miller will soon be signing with another team that is notorious for having players with legal trouble in their employ. Should I go with Raiders? Cowboys? Bengals? Suggestions are welcome. I’m going for something topical. Best, B

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

I’d pay $100 just to see Obama, for once, answer a question about one of these inane ‘controversies’ with the “Jesus, who the fuck CARES?” that it deserves.

TouchdownsOutForHarambe?