This was an extremely productive twelve minutes:

I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

I’m focusing on the fact that Schumer, herself, steals jokes and preys on the work of others to make her millions.

You realize your defense of her is exactly the same as when neckbeards’ defended Dane Cook for doing the same?

This isn’t just “my universe” it is “your universe” too.

Uh, That’s an “Ad hom” as in, “Hominum”... “person”.

Schumer is kind of all over the place with Feminism. Some of her sketches revolve around Feminist ideals while plenty of others engage in very traditional stereotypes for gender. The “no one will have sex with me” bit got old after she, herself, realized that plenty of men wanted to have sex with her.

Tell us: How does it feel to be an asshole who can’t even engage with arguments but has to make an ad-hom every time because you don’t have an argument.

Well, she’s kinda a hack. Her subsequent seasons of her show have been... tired in terms of the comedy and she just went through a huge issue where she was fine with a misogynist giving her show value as long as it was under the radar.

You want to start with the fact that it wasn’t a volunteer army?

Should it start with the fact that The Star-Spangled Banner was not made the National Anthem until 1931?

You can’t abide by a national anthem that makes you think about the oppression of minorities? Try thinking about the 380,000 Northern soldiers who died in the Civil War primarily fighting to end the enslavement of black men, women and children more than 150 years ago.

Okay, bear with me. The explanation is a little complicated. Prepare yourself....

Jimmy Fallon is tricked into eating a poison pill and has a minute to say something not-phony for an antidote pill or die.

She could have gotten $30k towards her medical bills, she opted to be greedy. This isn’t because she is grieving, she wanted more money. Just because a person is hurt, doesn’t mean that they also can’t be an ass.

the disgrace was the families suing in the first place. Just because a few people on comment boards and social media feel bad doesn’t mean you can do whatever the fuck you want legally. They hired ambulance chasing lawyers, turned down a hefty generous settlement offer, and then lost on it. PR? Fuck that. Don’t file…

I dunno, they gave the plaintiffs a pretty good settlement offer considering that they were already found not liable in state court.

I mean, the initial lawsuit might be the poster child for frivolous lawsuits in the US had it won... A movie theater should have foreseen a mass shooting and is in some way responsible? Maybe people should think twice before trying to extort money out of anyone, regardless of how big a chain it is.

Not really. Hopefully people will think twice next time an ambulance chasing lawyer calls them.