The man straight up and down married his adopted daughter. Like how is there even a debate about this?
Eh, boring is one of the best ways for a child star to end up.
Bernie’s the guy at the top. Yet people keep pretending he’s somehow not responsible for all this shit.
But i thought Bernie shit rainbows and sunshine. Who wouldn’t want to work for The Glorious One?
Continuing the Sanders campaign financing terribleness, I see.
this was just the straw that broke the camels back. All the other shit she has done had her on thin ice. That and her performance was bad.
Shout out to the woman at around 1:40 screaming “Go to Kansas!” You’re the real MVP.
much too small to make an impression in wrasslin’
“SHE DIDN’T DELETE THE TWEET, SOMEONE ON HER CAMPAIGN DID”
This is what someone who has never been vetted or tested or who has never had to stand up to scrutiny sounds like. She is used to catering to people who are anti everything. In the national stage, she is way out of her element. I can’t believe people are actually considering throwing away their vote for this amateur.
Occam’s Razor, bitches- why the hell would Lochte lie about getting robbed? Like, what does that do for him? There’s zero incentive to make something like that up.
Granted, Monster tastes like how I imagine the green FEV solution that turns people into super mutants in the Fallout universe tastes...
...but that’s still a hell of a lot better than what cold brew coffee tastes like.
I couldn’t stop saying that cereal out loud to myself the other day.
With Seattle headed toward 90 degrees this weekend, and not an air conditioner to be found in all but the most Frasier Crane of residences, I have already considered my coffee strategy:
Fuck coffee, I’m gonna go buy one of those battery cans of Monster at 7-Eleven. Cold brew coffee tastes like giving the devil a rimjob.
you are at exactly 370 stars. you monster.
I was looking for a flight 370 reference - not disappointed. Well done!
You’re horrible.
Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.
Why your league sucks: The NFL.