Fun fact: The combined population of only the New York and Los Angeles Metropolitan Statistical Areas is 33.5 million.

There are a lot of things more repulsive about the Olympics than the American influence on the timing of medal ceremonies. Many, many... so many things.

In fairness, most Vikings seasons are done after 12 games.

I’ve taken this advice my whole life. Eventually, one of two things happen:

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

Nothing—NOTHING—about those rules requires a robot. Four. We're talking about exactly four rules that are the minimum standard for being responsible. If you cannot train yourself to always follow them, then you are automatically disqualified from any right to gun ownership.

Some nongun people aren’t smart too though.

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

(Well, that’s kind of the point of training.)

The Four Rules

[choked up]

It’s a technicality. Kyle doesn’t do enough blogs to meet the threshold requirement for being called a writer.

Editor’s notes:

That’s ...repulsive. My wife would cut off my balls if I knowingly tracked piss around the house and put my feet on the couch.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Glue factory would have been better IMO.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

You ready for this? Get ready for this. You ready?...

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

A reason could be that the vast majority of players isnt that bothered by any of the things that more experienced gamers are annoyed by.