If I lived in a city big enough to have a sports team, I’d vote for letting them all leave over contributing a dime. What a waste. If no cities were willing to shell out hundreds of millions for new stadiums, we wouldn’t be in this arms race and teams wouldn’t have any impetus to leave.

Tebow needs a job too.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance...” - Manziel, after hearing the news

I’d say he looks like a grown up version of Beavis.

Shit man, Drunkspin will be missed, thanks for this update.

Women and minorities have been dutifully pulling the lever for white men for decades (when they were allowed to at all) and you never heard from them even a fraction of the hysterics that Sanders supporters have been displaying during the DNC because they didn’t get their #1 choice.

Gordon brought so much to this site. RIP.

Why does it have a glorified dildo protruding from the middle of it?

His beer column was one of the best things going didn’t even realized he was fired

Why is this hoverboard equipped with a crotch-demolishing stem in the middle?

Hmmm okay, good distinction to make.

I can commiserate. I mean, when I entered my first job I didn’t even know what being a pinata entailed.

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

#StayWoke

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

I’m guessing it has at least something to do with the demographics that the sport hits, being largely made up of some of the most desirable ones to advertisers.

I mean it’s an internationally recognized and followed league/brand. Can’t say that about the Cowboys.

Jones can’t get licensed.

FIFA, just for sheer magnitude and ballsiness.

It’s not just the 2 year suspension. This would be a probation violation.