So, following this analogy, what is Draymond Green? Kate Upton’s balls?

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Rick Reilly tweeting is like seeing leaked photos of Justin Verlander's penis. They're both penises.

Best possible scenario, at this point, is for the Brazilian military to take over all security services for the Olympics before a major terrorist attack happens. They are almost certainly going to stage a coup after the games, with security as a pretext, so why not prevent a calamity if possible?

I have seen it in person, it is never pretty. These guys are people you would never want to fuck with IRL. I don't get the stupidity on their parts like they think the guy won't drop them cold. SURPRISE!

That’s because Scott Hall is the fucking greatest.

I love how Scott Hall is still doing the stomp the mat selling of a “wrestling kick” while actually kicking the shit out of that guy.

“The security guard didn’t know whether to shit or wind his watch.”

German, Suplexed

“But Triple H was watching my back, and he beat the snot out of that guy.”

I remember seeing a match a couple years back where a fan went over the rails and jumped on to the back of a wrestler. The wrestler, I forget who, reached over his shoulder, grabbed the guy, dragged him over his shoulder and slammed him into the ground. I think the guy had to be stretchered out. The guy was maybe 6',…

Any fan who jumps the barrier deserves a shit-kicking. Luckily, Eddie spotted him quickly enough that he could land on his feet.

That guy found out what happens when you play the game

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

If Snyder could write a check to win games, he would. He’d make plenty of money and he’d be the most popular man in DC. Are there any other of these jackasses who’d do that?

This is, without hyperbole, the most terrifying decision I think I’ve ever faced.

You’ll notice that people aren’t really on board the “stick to sprots” train if it’s a political viewpoint they agree with. Because what they’re really saying is “I don’t like being confronted by anything I don’t like”.

It’s like the old saying goes: “When life gives you lemons, you go home and fuck the living shit out of Kate Upton”

This was also the lab that tested all of the “clean” UFC fighters out of Brazil