There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

So many thoughts:

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

Actually it is you who are bad.

He actually just pleaded guilty to a lesser charge:

Technically for Lawler this is considered an older woman.

I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.

Lawler says McBride was intoxicated and claims McBride is the one who brought the pistol into the kitchen.

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$6 Wentz...Non The Richer

One per rape accusation, I believe is the actual rule.

Are you kidding? JaMarcus Russell lasted longer than Manziel and by all accounts was at least as fucking stupid.

Also, I’m sick of “redemptive stories” that aren’t about what the person needs redeeming from. “He was accused of rape...BUT he’s great with kids!” “He killed a bunch of dogs in illegal fights, but boy does he work hard on the field!” “He definitely covered up a murder, but Ray Lewis sure can yell loudly and…

Jameis Winston frolicking in the sun with some kids, dulling our senses until we won’t even flinch the next time a play-by-play announcer mentions all the adversity Winston overcame on his way to becoming one of the faces of the NFL.

Nah, you gotta win a Super Bowl first for any of that. - Ben Roethlisberger

This profile is one video short of being The Onion’s “College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed.”

And now I know why Colin Cowherd quotes him every chance he gets.

To paraphrase a takedown of Newt Gingrich I read years ago, Gladwell is what a stupid person imagines a smart person is.

“Malcolm Gladwell is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

Manziel gets served at the club over and over. That’s kind of the problem.