jebandtheholograms
Jeb! & The Holograms
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Phoniest redemption narrative

Build the fence higher and make RG3 pay for it!

I’m no doctor, but I’d advise you not to let yourself get hit in the head on a daily basis the next 15 years. That and lay of the cocaine, HGH, PCP,steroids, and horse tranquilizers.

No.

The toilet-paper thing seems unfair - I would say, though I haven’t researched the subject, that Taylor has slowed way down as she’s matured. This fake relationship lasted well over a year.

I was tired of her the first time I heard her whining teen emo-girl lyrics and flat voice, and I wish she would just stay on one of those islands and shut up. I do wonder how many onlookers past their teens actually believe those two ever had a real romantic relationship.

It certainly does lend itself to that conclusion.

One could argue, based on events both recent and historical, that the NFL doesn’t give enough of a fuck about the health of its players to do that.

I’m pretty sure you could flip that statement around and it would be more accurate. Dear US: Please look at what Christian control has done in Brazilian politics; it’s a road you do not want to travel.

Do you live there? Because I am pretty sure that if you did, you’d be singing a different tune.

In a recent gallup poll, only 79% of respondents answered that the earth revolved around the sun, while 19% said that the sun revolved around the earth. 2% were “unsure”.

Most people.

This is very solid trolling. Well done.

Lol what ?

And nothing of value was lost. You can’t really complain about the loss of “value” when that peak valuation was insane and unjustified in the first place.

Is it your dream to produce a technology that puts people’s lives at risk? If so you are a piece of shit.

But how would they get their bribes then?

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.