Two thoughts ...

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Just waiting for the story update...

Good riddance? He’s the best thing to happen to MMA in ages you clown, love him or hate him his entertainment value is off the charts

BREAKING NEWS!

The rats is Florida were a goal celebration (until this year when they got infracted for it). The octopus in Detroit is a pre-game playoff tradition. These are tossed onto the ice in the same way hats are for a hat trick, in celebration. Not with malice and with the intent of hitting someone.

To Tony Romo, a touchdown pass is a touchdown pass.

The wife and I have been thinking of painting our bedroom a lovely shade of cardinal yellow.

I mean they could always choose to starve to death, right? Right?????????????????

I would bet my left arm that he initially typed “an Emmy” and then stuffed “National” in there to make it sound as fancy as it could.

Are you saying most guys in charge and their sycophants have a cognitive dissonance in order to justify what they do for a slightly better profit?

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

Colin Kaepernick won’t take a pay cut to leave San Francisco- is he acting like a Gold-Digger?

Seriously; came to say the same. If you throw a pun into a murder brief or press release you’re a fucking asshole.

Well, one lawyer’s classless pun is another man’s 100+ star Deadspin comment.

Never forget.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Nothing, that’s a mouth guard that has teeth drawn on it.

Those are standard questions that are part of the basic neurological exam.