Susan, as a general fan of your acting, shut the fuck up and go back to Hollywood.

What about “m4m?” 🍆🍆😉

No. Nope. I refuse to believe this is real life. This is all some weird fever dream.

That’s clearly the Jackhammer position.

Ridiculous. Taylor Swift doesn’t have a vagina. The Swiftbot v2.1 was designed specifically to never need to use the bathroom, eat or bathe so as to maximize public appearance time.

Are we getting a WYTS series this year? It seems like your late summer is just getting increasingly busy.

I downloaded it and then realized it wanted me to go outside. Like, to places. Where people are.

Bingo. UFC/MMA is huge in Japan, Brazil, half of Europe, etc.

All sorts of hell with the state athletic commissions that the UFC absolutely doesn’t want and can’t afford.

How will this impact this year’s WYTS series?

I’m still under the impression that Taylor’s a virgin and only knows of sex and romance what she learned from TV and movies.

I’m sure the dead, who will never read this, appreciate it.

And this was from before Dimebag Darrell got killed on stage or that Voice girl got killed during a meet and greet.

I feel like people forget that just because wrestling is a cooperative thing and the fights aren’t real doesn’t mean these guys aren’t professional-grade athletes that can absolutely beat the piss out of the average dude.

+1 stab wound in the shower

I think it’s even simpler.

And his last once he gets in the Rio water.

Snyder TRIES to win, though. I mean, he fucks it up because he’s an idiot with no clue what he’s doing, but the desire and intent are there. Kroenke basically spent the last half decade offering to let Rams fans tongue-wash his asshole in response to them begging the team to do something about Sam Bradford and the…

I assume the feces was confined mostly to the linens, given the Cowboys’ proclivity for shitting the bed.