“Now that there are viable alternatives, there’s no reason for anyone on Earth to ever eat a burger from McDonald’s or Burger King ever again.”

Gotch also let go of him quick once he realized Enzo wasn’t cooperating with him, which is laudable given that Gotch is a relative rookie with little experience with shit like this.

The ref is in a tough spot anytime an injury occurs, because so much of pro wrestling is acting like something that didn’t hurt much at all killed you. I wouldn’t blame him. He doesn’t know how a guy is gonna sell a move until it happens (or doesn’t).

Yep. So much of it is just muscle memory, but if muscle memory happens so quick in a fast paced environment, you don’t react if something isn’t happening the way you expect.

I think it’s all but guaranteed. Like others pointed out in the post about the video, he didn’t slide or get dropped from draft boards because he smoked weed. He did it because there’s a very, very good chance he’s about to feel the wrath that only a pen-fucking from Roger Goodell can bring upon you.

To be fair, I’d put money down that Jared Goff’s full grown “beard” looks like mine did at 14.

“We have evidence that you accepted an extra carton of chocolate milk as compensation for filling the role of hall monitor in 5th grade. Therefore, it is my duty to inform you that you are suspended for 8 weeks.”

“Yeah, that’s about right.”

There’s nothing fake about an interim championship.

The issue with addiction is that you can’t help someone if they don’t want the help. Johnny “nothing wrong with partyin’” Manziel doesn’t.

Robert Kraft isn’t gonna petition the Supreme Court over a guy missing 4 throwy-catchy games.

Johnny Manziel is an adult who now lives (and I presume did after he was drafted) many, many miles from his parents. There’s really not a whole lot his parents could do for him at that point and they certainly did what they could while they had some proximal influence on him. They’re not washing their hands of him or…

Raise your hand if you always thought Rain was a weird name for him, knew about Prince and Purple Rain and never made the connection until today.

I had my bachelor party on a Monday night. I ate a decent steak, drank 3 beers, was in bed by 10 PM and worked the next day. I wouldn’t have cared less if my wife was there.

Good thing I never said that!

Mayweather, Pacquiao and Canelo are (or are promoted as) the top names in their sport. The top names in the UFC have no reason to rock the boat. They’re getting paid quite handsomely and the lower card guys have zero clout. Tale as old as time.

Dana White, the UFC and most fighters:Tim Marchman::Hillary Clinton:Gawker

I think McGregor’s argument, phrased rather awkwardly, is that if he goes back into training and wins his next fight, he can keep main eventing so he can keep making boatloads of cash whereas if he’s constantly promoting fights and losing because he can’t train properly due to promotional commitments, he won’t be…

Absolutely not.