You don’t. There’s a better chance of Hillary picking a potted plant as her VP.

Curt Schilling has his liberty. No one arrested him or charged him with a crime and he’s free to seek employment with any organization that doesn’t care about his personal views. I don’t doubt he can and will find one.

Ooooh, that’s nice. +1

This. A chaotic atmosphere and whatever else you want to call it or take pride in is fine so long as some restraint is applied and reason is employed. Pregame traditions, color-outs in the stands, all manner of colorful crowd chanting, etc., is all fine. As soon as you’re actively disrupting a game and causing risk of…

Hillary has been the target of nearly 25 years of non-stop criticism and accusations of all manner of impropriety and/or criminal activity. Undoubtedly, she’s guilty of something (or things). You don’t get that much smoke where there’s no fire, but none of the accusations or suggestions have actually been proven on…

I hope one of the games is Falcons/Eagles.

“A national Emmy nomination in recognition of my excellent work in the production of exemplary television programming” was deemed a little too wordy. Just a little.

So which is it? Are they being forced by a lack of choice to work there or not?

The preferred method is to tweet an announcement to plan for a future date on which a tweet will announce the plan for a future tweet that will announce a future plan.

Pointing out easily researchable stats in order to keep the “Kobe Bryant is the greatest Laker of all time, arguably the greatest basketball player of all time and may be the greatest man who ever lived; also, he discovered electricity, invented the telephone and saved an entire orphanage during the war with nothing…

Jesus Christ. +1

“My client, Mr. Hardy, claims that he never laid a hand on her, much less pounced on her like some sort of Panther. Were there times where she advised him to Keep Pounding? Sure, but he always knew what that meant. My client adheres to old world, Cowboy-like values.”

Was Aaron Hernandez acting like a Patriot?

Could they? In a few decades, maybe.

Well, your cornermen are generally friends and people you know quite well, not hired guns. They, again, generally have a vested interest in your personal wellbeing and will not feed you the answers to initial stage concussion diagnosis questions so that you can go back out and get the other half of your frontal lobe…

Hey, don’t disparage that book. When I was a broke ass young man living in a shitty apartment with naught but a half-height fridge/freezer, a toaster oven and a microwave to prepare and store my meals, a book just like that taught me the secrets of tacos, broth and countless other foods you’d never think you could…

Even as someone who generally prefers to keep to myself, this article may be the saddest thing I have ever read.

You wanna ask that about a situation that is one night of bad decisions away from a multi-state armed robbery spree?

Buy a treadmill, join a gym or drive to the nearest park.