Camera angles are evil.

The worst part of the last Times Square ball drop.

Same here, and I’m too scared to ask. Some of these remarks about Ted Cruz sound like they could’ve referred to me, if my GPA had been 0.005 higher and I’d gotten a prestigious clerkship instead of a much-needed dose of humility. (Obviously, I’m more on the rabid liberal side of things.)

Oh, yikes, Hillary. Capital punishment cannot be held to those high standards in practice. (Bernie’s saying what I think, about the racial disparity and later-proven-innocent people being executed.)

Hillary’s slow nodding over the email issue is making me sleepy. This is a valid strategy.

Well, the country doesn’t sneak out and try being led by other executives. It’s really no comparison.

I can already imagine the artisanal letterpress campaign signs with quaint rooster logos made from hand-engraved plates. Everyone would hate-watch it.

I was talking to a friend who’s a teacher (grades 3-6) this week, and she doesn’t have any school nurse support. This means she does things like monitor a student’s administration of insulin and keep an eye on another who’s prone to seizures as well as dispensing ordinary pills. The issue came up because a kid broke…

And now we know for sure that they both manage their own social media accounts.

That’s a plus in my book. Retired people in general are quiet neighbors, and I could seriously use some homemade chicken soup right now.

I come home and someone’s occupying my house and they’re eating my food and then they’re taking the kids from my bed

It was both, in multiple locations with multiple root causes. Yum!

I’m not a Tidal member and I’m streaming it for free right now. As background music, 8/10.

You people are getting all the really good ironic advertising. I just see the same Zappos Couture ad at the top of the article that’s been following me around for months.

“These women were terminated because they did not meet the basic standards of restaurant management.”

Unfortunately not, for a reason that would be very obvious if I were to list the small number of people involved :/

Probably: his name recognition is YUGE. The greatest ever. He seems to project the purity and essence of his natural Trumpiness best when he’s alone on stage, free-associating a speech backed by a purely supportive crowd. And no matter what the numbers say, he’s going to claim his Triumph of the Won’t reenactment is…

“It’s time that somebody plays grownup”

I wish, but some of them are Republicans, so they would point out that there’s not a quorum (sigh, I wish we had 51 women in the Senate). Can’t do shit at that point unless you compel the attendance of absent members, assuming the snow isn’t a legitimate excuse.

It would be nice if the supremely logical crowd applied some logic to their own assumptions once in a while, wouldn’t it.