Yeah, that’s why this article’s particular argument doesn’t make much sense. If ESPN ignored the scandal or issued some non-apology like “what Hill does on her own time is her own business” how exactly would that have kept this “scandal” out of the White House briefing room? The same idiots would still be flogging…

He dictates them on his Jitterbug.

Here’s the more direct question:

I assumed he did it to ensure he doesn’t get drafted by the Browns or Bengals.

I know you like to write long-winded soccer stories intended to alienate casual fans, but starting with the score and a quick recap of the game is usually a good way to kick things off.

I kinda like the idea of kicking off the season by announcing arbitrary suspensions of former players.

Why would your children open random mail addresses to you?

Now they’re definitely not going to make the Super Bowl.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

I really don’t understand all the uproar over this. It’s not like he’s done something truly reprehensible, like sit or kneel when other people are standing.

Then you should also like Ma Bell. She’s got the ill communication.

Whenever I see a post with a link to an article on SB Nation or Bleacher Report, I refuse to click on it, even if the subject matter seems to be interesting at first glance. I don’t want to support those sites, and, with the schlock they put out there, I’m pretty sure I’m not missing anything anyway.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

It’s the whole premise of purposely taking a bad take and being earnest about it and that in and of itself being funny, not the actual material. Unfortunately, satire only works when it’s good.

Better idea:

yo that bitch went to miami of ohio don’t put that shit on us

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

I know they don’t get to run it often, but only the Browns would have to practice the damn victory formation.

If I had to take a trip to some town I’d never been to before I think having an escort to show you around would be a good idea.

“ Stick to scorts!”