The Met’s organizational philosophy of “No stretching, at any time, ever.” needs some re-thinking.

All the internet taxes to your sir

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

+1 gym bag stuffed with money

Dad watched Blue Chips too many times thinks he’s Ricky Roe’s father

Yes.

Zack deleted this one but my god

He asked for the baseball champs to visit and was confused when Honus Wagner wasn’t there.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

Counterpoint: The reason Trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because that is what they do.

Never thought I would say this, but please return to expressing yourself thru gif’s and meme’s.

No, it’s much more the keeper’s fault, because he could have cleared the ball out of bounds.

please tell me that’s not a serious question

There were also no switch-hitters in baseball until 2005.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

YOU SHOULD NOT

Slovenia - US was a 2-2 draw that the US would have won if not for a disallowed goal that was ruled out for no reason. Plus, the US won the group. You remember that poorly.

The quotes served to indicate that I am not going to put an asterisk on the fact that he killed himself and we should somehow be okay with this. It doesn’t matter what he did to get where he was, ANY time someone decides their only option is suicide is a tragedy. Full stop.

Collinsworth may or may not know his stuff, but he is an absolute chore to listen to.