Also, Gnash wants to point out that the Phoenix Gorilla needed to be helped off the court that one time whereas Carlton the Polar Bear danced through the crowd on a sprained hind leg for hours.

If he’s going to Frankenstein a quarterback, Peyton Manning looks like he beat him to it.

Also, sun is hot.  

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

It’s like the Wonder Twins if the Wonder Twins were three assholes!

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

I’m all for players leaving college early and getting some money, but the idea of announcing that you’ll only play for one team and holding the league hostage isn’t a good look and sets a terribly precedent. Rookies in professional sports don’t decide where they get to play. I’d like to see the league spurn her so she…

Dang, some people will do *anything* to avoid taking finals.

When you buy a hat like that I bet it comes with a free bowl of soup. Oh, but it looks good on you, Phil.

Well, first off, it’s a dry heat.

This is a good time to be in the “money bag emblazoned with a giant ‘$’ sign” industry.

Which makes me think that he wore it just so so that it would cover it up.

Maybe if they ask citizens of Arlington, TX, they’ll agree to pay for an MLS stadium in St. Louis.

Personally, I hate when families ask me to move seats. I pay extra to choose my seats, and they should too.

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

I love it when people with usernames like “Fartsmello Anthony” get all deep and serious

Give them stupid looking haircuts. Oh...wait...I guess Mark Davis gets the wolverine instead.