They don’t admit you can’t without any shenanigans. Kobe didn’t pull unnecessary timeouts when gunning for 80. There’s a difference between shooting a million times and unnecessary timeouts and and intentional fouls. This is a 55-60 point game they Ricky Davis’d into a 70 pointer.

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LONZO: HAVING A BALL WITH FATHER OF THE YEAR

yes, hopefully the FBI can afford to hire another agent so they can focus on more than one case at a time

Analogies aren’t your thing are they?

Yes. Thank you. I’m aware of how tournaments actually work. But if Wisconsin was a 5 seed, they would not have met Villanova until the Sweet 16, as opposed to the second round. A team that has earned a number 1 seed should not have to face a team as good as Wisconsin in the first weekend with nothing more than a…

The committee seriously needs to do a better job of seeding, and turn to shit other than RPI/who-did-you-beat as criteria when seeding teams. The primary factor in seeding teams ought to be, uh, HOW GOOD THE TEAM ACTUALLY IS, and things like RPI and strength of schedule and quality wins only tell you so much. …

Wisconsin swooped down like curds of prey on them late.

Speaking of Huge Vandy Boners...

Well...not a lot different, really.

“A huge Vandy boner”

Psh. I could’ve beat those dogs.

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

This truly sounds like a nightmare. Like, I actually can’t imagine a way to make it worse without just straight up physically attacking patrons.

That is complete BS.

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

I’m listening....

“I’m interested in a powerful position in government and I’m willing to bribe you with a baseball team.”

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.