Jesus, just looked at the statistics from that season, Herbstreit really sucked. The defense was ranked 4th in the country (never allowing more than 21 points in a game), they had Robert Smith at running back, and still managed to go 8-3-1.

I don’t get it...

I know you like to write long-winded soccer stories intended to alienate casual fans, but starting with the score and a quick recap of the game is usually a good way to kick things off.

Didn’t develop his brand enough for you to know that his last name is Ball...

The fact that he’s not as big a prospect makes this even worse. Instead of getting a couple years of development in college to up his stock, this kid is gonna have to play in a foreign country against grown men when he’s 18 years old. 99% sure if that happens he’ll never even get to the NBA.

He dropped out of Marquette and never attended UW, don’t put Walker on us either!

All joking aside, my family adopted a feral kitten once and it was still pretty sullen and aggressive for the decade+ she lived with us. I can’t imagine that putting this cat in a locker room filled with strangers or parading it in front of a crowd is gonna work out well for anyone. On the bright side, I wouldn’t mind…

Where is this the case? Not calling BS, just genuinely curious where this is a prominent practice.

I agree that it’s easier to fail then most people realize, but Trump also fucked up pretty bad. Regardless of other markets opening up, he opened four casinos in the same city which absolutely cannibalized each other.

Or Marvin, you don’t see a lot of Marvin Bush stories...

Exactly my thoughts. Like this guy’s first act as press secretary was to call a special news conference to say that it was impossible to know how many people attended the inauguration AND that it was the most well-attended inauguration of all time despite photographic evidence to the contrary, and it only went…

I really hope this is mocking the premise of the original article but pretty sure it isn’t...

You’re that big a fan and can’t spare the $50 to get the legit streaming package?

For Christ’s sake it wasn’t an automobile, I mean, it was a fully loaded Lexus!

So now we’re just taking at face value that Ronaldo did nothing wrong in evading income taxes on 15m of income?

Yeah, cachet don’t pay my mortgage, hosers.

I am desperately hoping that this Warriors White House visit ends up just being a photo op of Trump and Zaza Pachulia with the rest of the team boycotting.

You’re an internet commenter on a left-wing feminist blog. Of course you and the people you know are familiar with Alex Jones, but I don’t think he is a household name by any stretch.

For those of us who don’t follow soccer closely, can you clarify if this article is supposed to be funny?

Skip Bayless would struggle to have a take this bad.