I was thinking like General George S. Patton, but I like yours better.

The same way any 20-something with a mediocre job does. They live in a shoebox apartment with 5 roommates.

https://www.bustle.com/p/that-jesus-trump-meme-shared-by-tiffany-trump-probably-wasnt-really-from-her-52097

#CatLivesMatter

Plus the reality show about him starting his new bachelor life in Oklahoma City is gonna be incredible.

Joe Thomas?

One can make a plausible argument that 2008's “no pick” is one of the top 5 on this list.

Let us know when you wake up from your SHEEPYTIME nap Shoryuken, we’ll be here to say “told you so.”

We’ve always been at war with EastAsia Syria

I thank my lucky stars every day that I got rejected from Fordham and went to a state school instead. Nothing against Fordham, but paying an extra 30k+ a year for a smidge more prestige would have been a terrible trade off.

Since when has Taylor Twellman been a powerful person?

Roland Capers sounds like the name of a college point guard...

I know I feel safer...

Older Millennials were born in the mid-to-late 1980s, which would probably mean their parents were born between 1950-1965. I would consider someone born in that period to be a Boomer.

Here’s hoping this reporter goes from Fire guy to “Fired Guy.” [imagine clip from The Office here]

Excellent use of “Ricky Davis” as a verb.

Am I the only one who thinks giving Mississippi to the Palestinians as part of a “two state solution” is starting to sound like a pretty good idea?

I couldn’t imagine the in-office staff consists of more than a couple hundred people, certainly seems like they could have had a meeting if they wanted. Even if they didn’t, they certainly could have organized a webcast town hall or something. There were definitely ways they could have had a more personalized meeting,…

Sharia Law also sounds like she could be the starting center for the New York Liberty.

Minnesota was even more egregious...