Happy early birthday to you too! I hope it’s a good one!

DEMON.

Enjoy your last day on earth.

woke up at 5am this morning, nothing hirts, no coffee needed, went to work happy and it’s on Monday.

He has the knowing look of someone who knows what pain is. In his before picture he’s innocent and carefree. He now looks like a 33-year-old who just understood that life is all shit, all down the line.

Heh... Right there with you in with the admiration/ blatant humblebrag of Tituss. I did a few shows with him at Athens Creative Theatre back in the day, and he also sang at my first wedding. I really am happy for him and the success he’s achieved after all of his hard work!

I adore him! Sometimes if I need cheering up I’ll watch those Titus Andromedon quote videos on YouTube. “Until recently I couldn’t even HAVE a dead husband so hashtag respect my journey!”

I know what film he got it from

One time I was on a date and we hit a dark alley heading home, I was a little tipsy but he’d abstained. We saw a cop who was super sketchy, he told my date to get in his car and then proceeded to search me and then he offered to help me get into the car and put his hand right up under my skirt and was aiming for my…

I agree. Marla seems like a loving parent. And I definitely think it was in Tiffany’s best interest that Donald had no interest in being a real parent.

But squeegeeing diversity for the sake of diversity in rarely improves a story. Make that never improves a story. 

I lived off campus in an apartment with 2 other guys - the doors of each room were sliding things that didn’t quite close all the way. One dude was fine, we didn’t interact a whole lot but shit was respectful. The other guy had the demeanor of a serial killer (cooked meals for the week on Sunday, worked out at 1 am…

Does everyone realize there’s a USA, nationwide prison strike going on right now? Right now as in today. Google it. Inmates are protesting spoiled food, lack of air conditioning, working without pay for the for-profit prison industry, being raped, beaten, unhygienic living conditions, lack of feminine hygiene…

He should talk to this guy:

She had little choice but to follow the federal sentencing guidelines.

As someone who, for the past eight years, has worked closely with dozens of young Irish women making their way in the world of International teaching, I can tell you something I believe to be quite accurate: They do not fuck around. They are tough, stubborn, kind hearted, and part of a new generation of Irish, the…

Ah yes, Peter Bishop and Bridget von Hammersmark. They made quite the adorable couple. Wait, that’s not the cultural references you know them as?

Boar: “You wanna fuck with me? I’LL PUT THESE HOOVES ON YOU!!!”