I think people who give advice like yours miss a little something — no one thinks the advice is bad, just very misplaced.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

Those sound both gross and amazing.

Martha Stewart’s Twitter honestly got me through today. It's a good thing.

Hope your fingers are longer than Trump’s.

What was Trump’s cut?

Camilla think Kate is trash. CAMILLA thinks Kate is trash. OK

sorry you dad never threw the football to you, sam. hope pieces like this help the healing process.

Guffaw. My God, these ignorant rubes and their hilljack passion for an utterly meaningless game. Now back to game 8 of 162 for the Yankees and Mets!

I read somewhere that they choke their chickens. It’s horrible.

oh thank god I’m not the only one who thought it

Hey all! Last SNS I posted my weird, preggo, thrown-together Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum costume (http://jezebel.com/maternity-leav…) I’d always heard before labor starts you get a burst of energy. My mom painted a bedroom, a coworker planted a garden. Apparently bad cosplay was how I spent my burst of energy because I…

Anyah; this could be a beautiful opportunity for you.

Women don’t get caught for murder, because we all learn how to get blood out of things at an early age. Ba dump bump!

Is the lack of representation because society doesn’t view women as dangerous or is it more because women just don’t commit as many violent crimes that would get them on this list?

This is the best description of her I’ve ever read.

My body is 100% disgusting and gross shit happens. Usually when hooking up.

Fair point!