Your comment made me laugh so hard at work I had to email it to my husband.

He was kinda hot in Nikitia (I think I’m the only person I know who watched that)

Right? I’m a bit shocked at the hate she’s getting on this post, on Jez of all places. I think it’s pretty obvious she’s had an upper bleh, perhaps because her very hooded eyes were starting to mess with her vision (I also have super hooded eyes, am 43, and my lids are REALLY impairing my peripheral vision). Given the…

Elon Musk is a genius and may well save humanity, but he is also probably a functioning sociopath. Wait But Why did a great series of blog posts about him, Tesla, and SpaceX (tried to put in the link but my computer is being weird).

Well THAT would’ve been FUNNY, at least...

K, Danielle Brooks’s bathing suit is on fire. I love it.

This is good Kinja

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

I was thinking it actually makes me nostalgic for the days of Regretsy!

does he have a sense of humor? how does he write such bad songs and yet know that this is Good Art?

Seriously, its really hard not to like someone who would buy a Justin Bieber penis pancake portrait on Etsy. Macklemore is awful enough that it almost evens out, but love wins in the end!

Calling Mr. Trump...

Every time I am reminded of the Reagans I think of that scene from Blue Velvet where Dennis Hopper begs for sex from Isabella Rosallini by calling her “Mommy”. If you haven't seen it yet it's a marvelously confusing artifact from the eighties. Just like the Reagans.

I was thinking he kind of looked like a stock photo of a guy working in an office and it really didn’t do anything for me. He looks kind of jock-y. Not into it.

I thought the devil went down to Georgia?

The greatest trick Nick Saban ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

Her awakening is a beautiful thing to watch. I love that she’s taking it to her rapidly growing public every step of the way!

Of all the things that make Ted Cruz punchable, his fake tough-guy act is up there for me. This weasel comes out and says, President Obama should “insult him to his face”, that he’ll debate Donald Trump “mano a mano”, that he’ll “make the sand glow”, and talking about our military like he has any clue.