The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

I don’t think that’s restricted to sexual predators. People are just darker and weirder than anyone wants to think. That’s true of victims, too; without engaging in any sort of victim-blaming, how often are investigations thwarted because it’s hard to admit basic material facts about the victim that nobody wants to…

True, but the kernel of truth that propels this bullshit train is that Hillary is no more attuned to the everyday realities of families by virtue of being a woman than she is more emotional by virtue of being a woman.

Exactly, it’s not like she was working at a cubicle and received that remark. It wasn’t a woman doing some shopping, just chilling at a bar or sun tanning at a beach. She took her top off in a place where people usually wear clothes and paraded around to show off her boobage, of which she seems to be proud. The…

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

Natalie & Whitney. Sweet Jesus.

RIP.

Question is, did he plead:
“You gotta let us in we’re really THIRSTY?”

She’s the Trump of comedians, which makes sense, because he’s the comedian of presidential candidates.

This strategy hasn't panned out for me yet, not for lack of trying.

My mom followed me on my mover to Chicago. My husband and I had a baby last May. Because my mom is so close (1 mile) she's been the primary care taker of our little dude. This has meant that I can work an extra year, get shit done, and not feel like a hot mess all the time. Whatever weirdness I felt having her live so…

Quality is spot on. Good thick (but not bulky) material that doesn’t stretch. Multiple wears possible without a wash. Hits perfect on the hips like you said. And I’d say true to size!

I’m claustrophobic too, to the point I can’t take elevators, ever- but it occurs to me I might do okay if I could see out. The song might inspire pure Pavlovian rages should I hear it later in life however.

I would've jumped.

Panic disorder here! You and I could be the person apparently having a panic attack on one of the other levels.

There’s a joke to be made about people at Sea World getting tortured in a small glass enclosure, an environment they are not suited to be in, and needing to be released back into the wild, but it’s Monday and I’m tired.

I have a pair of them that I ended up buying from Gwinnie Bee. They're great!

“But the main takeaway for researchers, and us, is simple: Why marry the cow when living with it will do just as well?”

DAVID THE GNOME!!!! SOMEONE POST THE THEME SONG SO WE MAY ALL DANCE!