Someone get Jason Derulo a drink. He’s so thirsty I’m afraid he’ll die.

It needs a nickname, for sure. I predict he ends up being Stan (only in my dreams where a Kardashian grows up to be middle management at an Inland Empire office furniture distributor. I have strange dreams)

Thanks for the kind words :-) I think this college application process really has me facing what’s happening. I also took him on a four-day, five-campus tour this September, and boy, did it hit me! It was more emotional than I was expecting, for sure. I’ll get through it, like all moms, I know. Plus - freedom for me…

I am 110% in favor of gun control. I’d ban ‘em tomorrow. That said, the no-fly list thing is total bullshit. There is no process, public information, or anything else that governs how someone goes on the no-fly list; as far as we know it’s pulled directly out of the ass of some DHS staffer.

This is my exact question.

47 people, Chipotle serves about a million a day, plus locations are all over the map.

He looks like a wrinkled up old anus face!

“If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. But if you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

Am I having a stroke or has Shia been tweeting to touch his soul every day for a long time now? And why do I picture him naked and opening a trench coat when he says it?

Its trailer seemed to say, “Actually, living in a two-room home with 12 other people and struggling endlessly for every single thing we had was sort of fun!”

To me, this sounds like the only tolerable hair salon conversation.

I bet Jenny Craig hacked into their mainframe and put some cyber pixels in their firewall.

I think it’s the same reason her shoe line capped out at size 10 even though her feet are size 11. There's a very narrow beauty window, big feet and brown eyes don't fit.

You've blown my mind. But yeah, brown > blue eyes

The ones that I see people wearing as part of a costume (weird colors or the anime kind), are fun to look at. But, the ones that people wear to a day at the office are usually horrifying...To be honest, bc most people have brown eyes, I don’t notice them. I really believe that’s one reason color contacts came to be-…

To be fair, I think these are different cheesy blue contacts. The ones meant to coordinate with the platinum blond hair were more primary blue.

Suri’s better off without him and his krazy kult of xenu.

Not going to feel much pity for Cruise. He clearly took his children with Nicole Kidman away from her. Whether he’s not seeing Suri because Katie is a Suppresive Person or because Katie opposes his religion, it’s a taste of his own medicine. Either way, he has clearly prioritized his cult over his family.