Yeah, then have fun cleaning a bunch of shit out of the filter (which most folks never do) and then unhooking the drain tube that leads to your garbage disposal to clean that road to Satan’s anus out every so often with all the food particles one was too lazy to pre-rinse in the first place when it could have just cut…

“You can’t fire me, and I’m too rich to need to quit. Instead, I’m just going to hang around the break room, eating everyone’s stuff out of the fridge, fucking up the microwave, passing gas and blaming it on others, and just generally making life as miserable as I can for everyone.”

I mean, I guess that’s how humans work. Good luck with your skin-suit my dude.

Based on YOUR words, “Her actions before the shooting, dumb as they were, demonstrate that she had no intent to kill Jean.” and what SHE siad on the stand, it is an accurate assessment that se indeed, intended to kill him.

Please shut the fuck up.

That’s a lot to lay on the tiny shoulders of a child. Do you feel this much “ire” every time you see a white girl with a messy bun? All children look unkempt after running around and playing all day, but only Black children get maligned as a disgrace to their entire race for doing what kids do. Can they ever just live…

This is how a Black girl with 4C natural hair looks after a day of playing around outside and being carefree. All the kids look cute and the “after school” photoshoot theme is unique and adorable. You can lay your kid’s edges to the gawds at 8am and they’ll look like they went through a wind tunnel by 3pm, and that’s…

Uber is going to start using palanquins in California because they’re technically not driving at that point. Lyft, on the other hand, will ironically switch to wheelbarrows.

Nobody came up to me this weekend and said “I don’t want Rahm Emanuel locked in a metal box and dropped into the sea” so I guess we have a moral imperative to do it.

I guess he really does want even the losers and haters to have a happy 9/11. 

No matter how old you are. When you are tight with your moms, loosing her can be like loosing a part of yourself. At least that’s how it was for me.

Republicans have always been more concerned about what imaginary democrats might do more than the actual consequences of their own actions.

Tom Steyer ends Think Progress, and Mark Sanford  begins taking his pants off in an Argentinian motel. 

I can’t tell where Tom Steyer ends and Mark Sanford begins.

You spent 500 words meandering around the outskirts of the obvious point that even the conservative US Rep of the district acknowledged in his message: a bunch of gunhumping knobbers wandering around with pistols drawn in wannabe-commando-mode does not and will never help any situation like this. So the entire idea of…

“I challenged him to come to my home, and call me a bed bug in front of my family. It would be a very cool affair. I would simply ask him to look my children straight in the eye, spit on them, and call me a bed bug. Afterword, my wife would make a lovely meal, we would call up our extended family and gather round, to…

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.

“Tough shit...I’m not giving up my Constitutional rights..”

Yes, the real victims here are men . . .

Let’s see how well he ‘stands his ground’ now