Oh boo hoo, the fucking millionares have to spend a few minutes talking to the media, which is part of their job. They’re not banging down the door at their hotel or home, they’re doing the job of reporting on the game and they have to do it in the locker room since a lot of chicken shit who run out and don’t do press…

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

“Finally, the Court will likely hear (another) case challenging the Affordable Care Act, this time from the group Little Sisters of the Poor, a religious employer claiming that the very act of opting out of providing birth control coverage to their employees violates their religious freedom.”

not sure, but I bet he could nail just about anybody on a crossing pattern

Not great. All he did was throw Hail Marys.

(in case you missed it)

I never know quite what to think about Nicole Kidman. I will say this though, the way Tom Cruise and Scientology poisoned their kids against her after their divorce does make me feel for her. It’s quite sad. Though maybe there will be a reconciliation if that second to last item is to be believed? If their daughter…

NO I WILL NOT UPEND A MIXING BOWL OVER THIS MONSTER AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO I CAN’T, I’M NO LONGER CORPOREAL, BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE BEING A GHOST THING FAREWELLLLLLLLL

I CANNOT. EVEN.

“Mom, dad, come home. I can’t watch the kids anymore. There was a dinosaur spider and I noped right out of existence. I’m a ghost, goodbye.”

My grandparents were two of the foremost experts on daddy long legs in the United States. So when I was a kid and we’d visit their house, their study was FULL of vials of daddy long leg and spider samples. True story.

Nothing smells as bad as skinny feels.

Like a kissable lizard or gremlin

This one pretty bad.

You’re right, it’s all about the sleep. And ignorance. Aaaand probably a big helping of postpartum depression. I had a colic-y baby with super reflux who slept twenty minutes at a time, max, ever. I couldn’t just let him “cry it out” or whatever in his sleep, because he could choke on his own vomit. (runs in the…

Girlfriend and I are expecting to get married in the next couple years (yes we’ve talked about it, I just haven’t proposed yet). And both of our stance on it is sort of:

Note: I am in no way defending either the letter writer or the responder from Uexpress. I think we can all agree they are both shitty people.