I can’t tell if this is a true fact or a shady read but I love it and it made me cackle.

And the Bride worn Pnina Tornai, of course.

i just cackled

im dying laughing

same. but with bacon grease.

you are my mrs jack sprat.

I, personally, just order an extra side of grease and then dip my pizza slice into it.

But over the course of a lifetime, all that blotting may save as many calories as are in a single slice of pizza!

This type of baby license comment always goes over well.

That’s what the bad guys want you to think! “This so obviously looks like a fake bomb it can’t possibly be a real bomb. You just carry on, weary traveler...” Forty-five minutes later, that Starbucks beside gate 45b is Ground Zero and some TSA agent with massive head trauma is just rocking back and forth, muttering,…

Got the idea from their friend’s “Cute Terrorism!” Pinterest board.

Acme sells all your (slightly defective) explosive needs at rock bottom prices!

When I think of bath salts, I think of the guy who ate the other guy’s face off while on bath salts. #bestweddingever

I was raised in a pretty politically conservative/Republican household. The earliest I was aware of politics were the Bush/Gore and Bush/Kerry races and despite how much the people around me (my town was extremely liberal) hated Bush, he and his compatriots’ politics were never as deluded as GOP politics seem to have…

Tangent: I feel the same way about Planned Parenthood. If they’d just change the name so that it didn’t tie into pregnancy/childbirth in any way, people would let up with the abortion nonsense.

God, he is such a dork. Great guy, great QB (? maybe? I don't know football) but SUCH a magoo.

I know we all like to be cynical about sports and think that winning championships is all that matters in CFB, but I love rooting for a team with Richt as HC, even if they underperform. He ensured that UGA paid to fly the kid’s family out, and spent significant time with him and them while he was in surgery. I could…

I just got another one about an hour ago, this one was for Medical Medicare that was calling me for some follow up regarding my recent medical care. They didn’t state who they were trying to reach or that the call would be recorded for quality assurance. Then the questions started. Has my new card arrived? Do I have…

If I am not at work, I f bomb them. One told me “you can’t speak to me that way.” I said, “Yes I can, you’re a scammer.” That shut him up.