Boob contouring is a thing.

Lolled so hard at this I choked on me Coca Cola Life (which is not good and I don’t recommend. You cannot replace high fructose corn syrup)

goddamnit Ciara take a break

Cyndi Lauper is still perfection.

But Saturday’s game vs. Kentucky Wesleyan is still on, right?

“Here’s a bowl of maple syrup and an apology.”

You forgot Q on that list.

Best and easiest way to spot them. If you can’t spell it, you are not getting bonus points for not saying “line.”

“dismissin’ hand”

I’ll be great if he had to abandon his car because he ran out of gas and got lost. Please let that be the case.

Marc Jacobs was an inside job!!

“Hey ladies, [Fuck off]
You are not getting any dates? [Getting plenty, thanks weirdly formally worded poster.] Can’t afford the high condo fees on your own? [I’ve been paying my own bills for over a decade, actually.] You are 30 and still not married? [Why yes, I’m OVER 30 and still not married, and happy as a fucking…

I rather enjoyed the pre-big bang theory fast food knight. Enough that when I saw he was starring in a sitcom I watched an episode. Just one. Nope, you will never revive the glory of the fast food knight character.

Mine disappeared after the 2nd month of getting my Mirena!!! Yay!!!My doctor was surprised because it usually doesn’t go away that fast, but I always had a relatively light period as a teen. I consider it a trade off for almost barfing/passing out when they put it in (I was also among the small percentage of people…

Mirena is my best friend. No periods since it was inserted. High five!

I got my daughter the Mirena because we tried several different bc pills and she was still bleeding straight through overnight pads. Every. Day. Literally every day - she had it for 4 months straight on one pill.

Mine went away immediately. It was great.

I got my Mirena in 7 weeks postpartum, and other than a little light spotting once or twice, no periods at all. For 16 months (including pregnancy). It is fucking GLORIOUS.

I am on Mirena and have been for 3 years. For two years I was completely and utterly period free. Year 3, it is back. It is very light and I do skip some months but when it returned I was pissed, I admit it. I didn’t even own any tampons or anything.

I haven't had one since I got my nexplanon in May. It's glorious!